Why was the skeleton afraid to cross the road?
It had no guts...



How do witches keep their hair in place while flying?
With scare spray...



What did Dracula say when he kissed his vampire girlfriend?
Ouch...



How do monsters tell their future?
They read their horrorscope...



Why don't skeletons ever go out on the town?
Because they don't have any body to go out with...



What is Dracula's favourite kind of coffee?
Decoffinated...



What is a baby ghost's favourite game?
Peekaboo...



What is a ghost's favourite mode of transportation?
A scareplane



What is a skeleton's favourite musical instrument?
A trombone...