What is the difference between a crazy bunny and a forged banknote?

One is bad money and the other is a mad bunny!

Why did the Easter egg hide?

He was a little chicken!

 What do you get when you cross a bunny with an onion?

A bunion

What did the bunny want to do when he grew up?

Join the Hare Force.

What does a bunny use when it goes swimming?


A hare-net.

What did the grey rabbit say to the blue rabbit?

Cheer up!

What do you get when you pour hot water down a rabbit hole?

A hot cross bun.

How does the Easter Bunny say Happy Easter?

Hoppy Easter