Silly Sports

Q. Why does Cinderella always lose at tennis?

A. Because she keeps running away from the ball

Q. If 2 collars had a race, which one would win?

A. Neither, it would end in a tie

Q. What do you call a girl who lies in the middle of a tennis court?

A. Annette

Q. Why does a golfer wear 2 pairs of trousers?

A. In case he gets a hole in one

Q. Which insect doesnít make a good goalie?

A. A fumble bee

Q. Why canít a car play football?

A. Because it only has one boot

Q. Why is a football pitch so wet?

A. Because the players keep dribbling

Q. How did the football pitch end up as a triangle?

A. Somebody took a corner