Q. Why does Cinderella always lose at tennis?
A. Because she keeps running away from the ball
Q. If 2 collars had a race, which one would win?
A. Neither, it would end in a tie
Q. What do you call a girl who lies in the middle of a tennis court?
Q. Why does a golfer wear 2 pairs of trousers?
A. In case he gets a hole in one
Q. Which insect doesnít make a good goalie?
A. A fumble bee
Q. Why canít a car play football?
A. Because it only has one boot
Q. Why is a football pitch so wet?
A. Because the players keep dribbling
Q. How did the football pitch end up as a triangle?
A. Somebody took a corner