The World Cup FOOTBALL JOKESThe World Cup

Q: Why don't footballers like flying?
A: They may get put on the wings!

 

Q: What do spacemen play football on?
A: Astroturf!
Q: Why do footballers never get hot?
A: Because they have loads of fans!

 

Q: Which footballer can't stop laughing?
A: Ryan Giggles!

 

Q: Which insect doesn't play well in goal?
A: The fumble bee!
Q: Why is a football pitch so wet?
A: Because the players keep dribbling!

 

Q: Why did the football pitch end up like a triangle?
A: Because somebody took the corner!

Q: What do footballers and magicians have in common?
A: Both do hat tricks!