Valentine Jokes

What did the painter say to her boyfriend?
"I love you with all my art!"

What does a man who loves his car do on February 14?
He gives it a Valenshine!

What do you call two birds in love?

What is the most romantic city in England?

What did one oar say to the other?
"Can I interest you in a little row-mance?"

What happened when the two angels got married?
They lived harpily ever after!


What does a carpet salesman give his wife for Valentine's Day?
Rugs and kisses!


Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Howard who?
Howard you like a great big kiss?

Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Olive who?
Olive you!