Valentine Jokes

What did the painter say to her boyfriend?
"I love you with all my art!"

What does a man who loves his car do on February 14?
He gives it a Valenshine!

What do you call two birds in love?
Tweethearts!

What is the most romantic city in England?
Loverpool!

What did one oar say to the other?
"Can I interest you in a little row-mance?"

What happened when the two angels got married?
They lived harpily ever after!

 

What does a carpet salesman give his wife for Valentine's Day?
Rugs and kisses!

 

Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Howard.
Howard who?
Howard you like a great big kiss?

Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Olive.
Olive who?
Olive you!