My Gran Wants An Action Man



My Gran wants an Action Man so I'll buy her one if I can
And if not that a hat would suit her.
My sister Sue wants a new computer.
My cousin Keith wants his two front teeth
'cos he hasn't any there.
Mum says buy her something to wear
Dad says he doesn't care. We don't believe him.
Dad says he doesn't care. He's only kidding.
Dad says he doesn't care. So there.

My brother Victor wants a boa constrictor
But a snake would be a mistake.
For wouldn't it be shocking
If it wriggled out his stocking
And hid inside the Christmas cake?
My Uncle Ray wants a new toupee
'cos he hasn't any hair.
Mum says buy her something to wear.
Dad says he doesn't care. We don't believe him.
Dad says he doesn't care. He's only kidding.
Dad says he doesn't care. So there.