Why did the Easter Egg hide?
He was a little chicken!

How many Easter eggs can you put in an empty basket?
Only one - after that it's not empty any more!

How does the Easter bunny stay fit?
EGG-xercise and HARE-robics!


What do you get if you pour hot water down a rabbit hole?
Hot cross bunnies!

How did the soggy Easter Bunny dry himself?
With a hare-dryer!

How does Easter end?
With the letter R!